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Before Reddit I struggle to find new starlets. Not anymore. I use pornID, sources4porn, findthatpornstar, and tipofmypenis as my news feed.  Between four subreddits I am overwhelmed by new leads. Reddit revolutionizes my discovery process.

Then, at 666 likes on my Starlet Index, Reddit shadowbans me. The message is clear: I take the index and résumé global.

I define edging as stroking the cock to the edge of orgasm and carefully maintaining this heightened state of arousal over time. With the hottest vixens to relentlessly trigger me, riding the edge builds increasingly intense energy, lust and epic cummie explosions.

I take micro-breaks every couple hours, move around to keep fresh blood flowing to the cock. The fire of passion burns white hot so I drink lots of water and eat well. To minimize chafing and muscular exhaustion I use lubrication, with a small bowl of water at my side to dip fingers into. This keeps the lube slippery, enhancing both hand-pussies by simulating dripping wet holes. Two-fisting balls deep into paradise.

For me a quickie is 1-2-3 hours, a solid edge is 4-5-6 hours, a blowout is 9-10-11-12 hours. My all-time record is 19 hours in a day.

In the past, due to the temporary insanity of shame, I regularly deleted my collection. It’s been more than a decade since this last happened. I have fully embraced my pornosexuality. Rebuilding my collection from over the years, at present it weighs in at 17 terabytes.

Gooning is next level edging. 2-3 hours into a great edge, sinking deep into pleasure, I am unhinged and shameless. Mercilessly denied to cum, porn sluts make my raging steel cock All-Powerful.

I desperately need to shoot seed into my Goddesses but, simultaneously, never want this magnificent euphoria to end. The longer I goon this manic contradiction the more I become a deranged babbling fuck animal, tortured by porn Goddesses and the divinity they bless upon my exalted God-Cock.

While touring the US I visit the AVN Expo in Las Vegas. I have no idea what to expect. Four days. It is wild!

I meet/see so pretty petites like: Emily Willis, Scarlit Scandal, Kylie Rocket, Molly Little, Valerica Steele, Dakota Tyler, Gabbie Carter, XXLayna Marie, Lucy Doll, Emma Hix, Demi Hawks, Vina Sky, Jezabel Vessir, Liz Jordan, Evelyn Claire, Chantal Danielle, Ryan Reid, Kenzie Anne, Rosalyn Sphinx, Melody Marks, Lily Lou, Alyssa Leonard, are just a few of the stars I see. Many are new for me. Two famous guys I meet are Tommy Gun and Evan Stone. One fan points out Mark Spiegler to me.

There are just as many Chaturbate and Myfreecams girls as porn stars, many drop dead gorgeous. It is surreal to watch porn stars and cam girls hand me business cards.

Even the fans holding tickets in lineup, I did not expect 1/4 to 1/3 of them to be women. All said, I discover a whole new generation of up and cumming stars at AEE. Highly recommended.

2023 AVN Expo (92 pics)

Showtime! I return to the AVN Expo January 21-24. I buy the VIP package: four days meating Goddesses, touching their bodies and making memories with them — love it!

Plus red carpet glitz and attending the AVN Awards. Raw goon fuel. It’s a dream cum true!

2026 AVN Expo (100 pics)

The Index-Résumé doubles as a tongue-in-cheek intellectual manifesto of a gooner.  It’s a blend of serious thought and absurd humor dripping with sticky self-sex. 

As context: “Society has turned ur mind against ur cock. U love porn, fight it, relapse, rape ur fuckstick, feel shame. Ur mind cries NO! but ur raging steel cock screams YES! Throw off the mental shackles of an outdated morality. Becum a depraved fuck animal of in-sin-erating intensity. Gooner, u r born 4 porn.”

Pornosexuality, edging and gooning are extensions of individualism.  As an alternative way of thinking, each identity is growing worldwide yet still widely unknown or misunderstood.  This Gooner Manifesto, through its exquisite absurdity, is to seed its truths into the fertile minds of a wider audience, spark debate, and attract like-minded individuals.

Let go of the puritanical contradictions of global cultures. Have fun with sexuality. Embrace your inner goon and be free, my friends. 

Toons 4 Goons by artist Taliredmint

• “I would definitely hire him. This is the most comprehensive resume I’ve ever seen.”
• “A real Goonfessional. First pick in the Major League Gooning draft.”
• “Good lord. He even cited his sources. He has a PhD in gooning.”
• “The CEO of gooners”
• “So insanely well put together wtf”
• “Gotta admire the dedication to his craft.”
• “Bro’s gonna establish a gooning journal and probably a degree for the university.”
• “I can respect a man as well organized as he seems to be.”
• “This man wrote the Bible on gooning and published it here for free … We should be campaigning to get a national holiday named after him.”
• “Your taste is exquisite”
• “The God of Gooning”
• “Goonnoisseur”
• “Bro is the backbone of the porn industry”
• “This guy cums”
• “Amazing list of A class porn meat”
• “This man really calls 3 hours of gooning a quickie.”
• “this guy is a true pro in this business.”
• “Olympic level gooner.”
• “In awe at the size of this lad’s collection.”
• “Imagine being this analytical about beating your meat?”
• “Bro is the Architect of Gooning. He’s boiled it down to a science. Godspeed, you pioneer of penis tugging.”
• “the goon king”
• “My man is doing gods work!”
• “You sir deserve a medal in your honor”
• “the professor of goonology”
• “an honestly impressive display of dedication”
• “I’m fucking speechless”
• “The #1 gooner in the world, undisputed”
• “He a max level gooner”
• “His resume is absolutely banger”
• “Thank you Pornography Professor”
• “This guys a professional gooner”
• “D1 Gooner”
• “Gooner final boss”
• “You are a god”
• “This is truly the Master Baiter.”
• “You have an INCREDIBLE gooner resume!!”
• “All your posts are so perfect omfggg. I love it so much.”
• “This guy got a fucking Goonerdex”
• ” Thank you. This is truly impressive. You have created a monumental accomplishment.”
• “You’re a living legend. Salute!”
• “I absolutely love your taste in porn”
• “You ability to articulate goon culture is impressive, a gift!”
• “the most intense profile I have ever read”
• “fuck you’re edge heaven for sure”
• “The resume is amazing, the detail, I’ve never seen anything like it. You certainly have an academic rigor to go with your exquisite taste”
• “Your masterwork is heavily appreciated”
• “Sensei, teach me the ways to gooning!”
• “This is unreal”
• “Holy grail”
• “The shit you post is so fucking hot”
• “This is what internet is made for!”
• “Sir, the profundity of your exegetical command over the sacred praxis of gooning transcends the meager cognitive bandwidth of the uninitiated. One is left in a state of vertiginous awe before the sheer density of your libidinal dialectic, a kind of orgiastic phenomenology in which pleasure, time, and identity dissolve into a transcendent continuum of ecstatic recursion. … In the wake of such ineffable mastery, we are not merely spectators, but trembling acolytes left to contemplate, in humbled silence, the sublime architecture of your unending bliss-loop. Truly, you do not chase climax; you architect eternity.”

Wayback Machine

The Forbidden Archives of Edge God (50 images).